Climate Change is the perfect communist plot. It doesn’t have to be proven to exist, the very threat of it is so overwhelmingly terrifying that its very utterance can make politicians drop billions and billions on the most idiotic plans to create energy. As absurd as this, almost.

This post is largely going to be pictures due to the limited intellectual capacity of liberals. Anyone who does not yet, after all of the 20th Century, understand the value of capitalism and individual rights cannot grasp anything close to the nuanced aspects of each.

If you love this.

this,

this,

this,

this,

this unemployed man,

more than freedom, it’s okay, you’re just a climate change cultist and no one expects you to use common sense and actual empathy when confronted with the consequences of your beliefs. Historical photos of water lines show that there has been no rise in ocean water levels over the course of more than 100 years. The polar bear myth was debunked a long time ago, there are actually more polar bears now than before and caribou thrive living near oil pipelines as the heat melts snow and allows them to eat grass when previously they had been starving.

It’s really okay, we know, we understand, you have so much of your life and your personal testimony invested in climate change as a problem you feel you can solve by voting for communists and converting the world to electricity produced by wind and solar, but it’s all impossible, stupid and while you don’t want to be wrong and have to admit that to all of your friends and family, you will continue the abuse of the earth, the people and the joke of electric vehicles as a viable form of transportation, outside of very narrow travel distances, forever.

We know, we sympathize, we, too, had to stop believing in something important to us at one time or another, like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny and it feels weird the first time you have to admit you no longer believe in the myths drummed into you at an early age in school and church (university), but there is hope, there is logic.

Right now, in California, where most of these vehicles are registered, there are calls to not charge them during peak demand, but if it takes six hours to fully charge, when exactly are you going to be able to charge it before work? Oh, that’s right, you’re independently wealthy (trust fund) and don’t have to worry about commuting, but that’s the same self-serving, privileged, elite mindset that’s led to all of this unemployment and destruction of the earth without batting an eye, but others do have to worry about that, rest assured.

The power grid is so tenuous at the moment that any surge in demand could cause blackouts across the country, especially in high-heat environments that would not exist to the degree they do without air conditioning, but that comes at a price to the grid. Now, your plan is to dump quadrillions more megawatt demands on it? So you can feel better? So you can get a sense of accomplishment? You would do this, rather than recognize that your proposals are silly and impossible and must then, by logic, achieve something else of importance, the lack of mobility of most of the nation. Who needs freedom? Freedom is toxic, right? Isn’t that the communist push for electric vehicles to actually be able to freeze people in place rather than offer them better lives only investigated by motor vehicle? Isn’t freezing them in place a means of controlling their futures, ensuring the population of slaves remain on the plantation?

All of this is hilariously obvious to everyone, but you, the child clinging to fairy tales. Why has there been no push for natural gas energy production among the clean-energy crowd? It burns clean, no carbon, it produces great amounts of energy to fuel electric vehicle use, it’s abundant. Oh, that’s right, it requires drilling a 7 inch hole in the ground thousands of feet, the environmental impact, when it’s done, of a normal sized footprint. Instead, to fuel your environmental dreams, you prefer this:

This is why no one takes you seriously and you have to elect communists into office to pursue your demands, because they get much more out of it than you comprehend from your childish tantrums.

Meanwhile, in the real world, the rest of us have to go to work, every day, cook food for our bodies, pick up the kids at the cooperative school we’ve had to invent to keep our children from becoming mindless cultists of the environment. The world is like a balloon, the more pressure you put on one side of it, the bigger the other side gets, but enough pressure applied to a single point and the whole balloon collapses with a bang.

That’s our world, so when we tell you to politely piss off, that’s why. Why should I indulge the fantasies of someone who never grew up when I have my own grown-up world problems to address?

Politely, piss off.

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